My fantastic boss lady offered to buy us both facials tomorrow. The only problem is that we couldn't get concurrent appointments. I would have to wait during her facial and she would have to wait during mine. So she suggested I get a bikini wax while I wait. And I said:
"Why would I get a bikini wax? I don't have anyone to show it to."
And then, before I could even gasp at my own un-singlutionary thinking, bosslady has a comeback:
"You could show it to Dexter!"
Dexter is their overly-assertive-incredibly-friendly-kong-gobbling (male) golden retriever.
So if you're keen on keeping your bikini line bare, remember, there is always SOMEONE to show it to. Even in the dead of winter. Even if he is just a very appreciative dog. And don't forget to show it to yourself!
